I can't rag on them for how they look here. Nautical excursions are designed to make people look stupid. Everyone wears their lousy clothes and shoes anyway, because they're going to get ruined, and as the cover demonstrates, the life jackets never match. You just have to hope you end up with one of the cool vest ones like Violet has, and not one of those strangling foam monstrosities Benny has. Henry, having not worn one, has drowned already.