Girls! Did you learn nothing from the Bobbsey Twins?! I asked for rampaging insanity, not a tight close-up of two scared people in a tent! Well, if there's one thing I love, it's imagining the Boxcar Children overreacting to mundane stimuli, so let's see...
THE TOP TEN THINGS JESSIE AND VIOLET ARE PROBABLY HEARING ON THEIR CAMP-OUT THAT THEY SHOULDN'T ACTUALLY BE SCARED OF
10 - Owl Hooting
9 - Branch rustling
8 - Henry peeing on a tree
7 - Blair witch
6 - Benny peeing in his sleeping bag
5 - The escaped monkey from the last book
4 - The clown from Candy Castle... no wait, they should be scared of that.
3 - Diamond Smugglers
2 - Benny getting his hand stuck in a Hunny Tree
1 - The loud clashing of their entire wardrobe